An Ecstasy of Fumbling
These tears are shaken from the wrath-bearing tree.

scrotumcoat:

distinguished doobins

scrotumcoat:

distinguished doobins

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Burr Vs Hamilton 

aaronburrssexdungeon:

raidingraouls:

“DON’T SHOOT ME BRO!”

These Hipster Founders: The Burr–Hamilton duel

well this is perfection incarnate. 

bluejjc:

Life.

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betterbooktitles:

The best of Children’s Literature on Better Book Titles.

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dashingfoxx:

“I must have the wrong number..”

dashingfoxx:

“I must have the wrong number..”

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bluejjc:

Louis CK on Evolution.

This clip made my day.

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bluejjc:

Life.

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"Well of course too much is bad for you! Too much of anything is bad for you, you blithering twat! That’s what too much means! Too much water would be bad for you! Obviously, too much is precisely that quantity which is excessive, that’s what it means!"

Stephen Fry (via time-lord-swag)
thedailywhat:

Obligatory Petition of the Day: Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly thinks pepper-spray is, essentially, a “food product.”
Nick Douglas and the rest of the Slackstory gang feel that, if she truly believes that, she should be okay with eating her words.
They’ve launched a petition calling on Kelly to “eat or drink a full dose of pepper spray on national television.” If nothing else, it’ll be a ratings bonanza, and that’s really all Fox News is about, essentially.
Meanwhile, here’s the Pepper Spray Cop cracking some fresh “food product” on a patron’s salad at his new place of employment:

[slacktory / natlamp.]

thedailywhat:

Obligatory Petition of the Day: Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly thinks pepper-spray is, essentially, a “food product.”

Nick Douglas and the rest of the Slackstory gang feel that, if she truly believes that, she should be okay with eating her words.

They’ve launched a petition calling on Kelly to “eat or drink a full dose of pepper spray on national television.” If nothing else, it’ll be a ratings bonanza, and that’s really all Fox News is about, essentially.

Meanwhile, here’s the Pepper Spray Cop cracking some fresh “food product” on a patron’s salad at his new place of employment:

[slacktory / natlamp.]

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